Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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