If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
they're like a gay fantastic four
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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