i just google imaged poop.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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