Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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