how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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