So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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