How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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