So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
