Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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