just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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