She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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