Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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