The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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