How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
don't judge my taste in strippers
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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