Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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