1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
