Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
