if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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