I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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