Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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