fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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