3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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