sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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