the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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