im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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