WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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