Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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