is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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