I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Randomize
