watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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