So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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