ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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