my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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