she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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