suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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