it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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