no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
then he tried to convert me to islam
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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