you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Shame - the story of my life.
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