Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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