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say what?
wanna hang out?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
