the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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