I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So much rum. So many feels.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
