Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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