she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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