I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
