Do you still have your period?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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