Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
