i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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