this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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