She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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