yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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