They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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